*"I have one brother and three moms!" (referring to her brother and three SISTERS)
*While "preaching": "What does the Bible say...about chapstick?"
*"Hannah, I'm going to light you on fire. Everything will be alright."
*Bella: "Just one more time Haven!"
Buttercup: "Okay! And then again and again and again!"
Big Kids are Funny, Too!
*Princeska to Bella: "I was thinking I could borrow one of your belts cause your hips aren't very big. Not as big as your head or anything."
* Bella: "Is gunmentery a word?"
Me: "Haha! No!"
*Lulu: I get why the lady in those tanning ads is really brown & wears a bikini everywhere, but why does she have a man voice? Did she get throat cancer, too???
*Bella: I teach children to literacy.
*Princeska (while listening to "Leader of the Pack): "I really like how he turns around and goes and picks her up on his motorcycle cause thats like, you know, true love!"
*Lulu: I think I just saw my cat fly by the window.
*Lulu: "So what's wrong with me?"
Bella: "Your brain is square."
Lulu: "Well that's no good. At least Monk could eat it on a sandwich."
*Lulu: "I have an ice cream lipstache!"
Bella: "You mean mustache?"
Lulu:"Uh no. It's on my lip not my mus!"
*Princeska: "The longest word in the dictionary is smile! Get it! S-mile! Mile!"
Bella: "What about league?"
Buttercup: "Or poop?!"
*When you're running there's no encouragement like a naked three year old doing jumping jacks while holding ping pong paddles and yelling, "Go Hannah go!!! Go Hannah go!!! Wow!!! You're so fast!!!"
*Lulu: "I'm pretty sure armadillos do indeed have magical powers. Have you seen those things?! Plumb unnatural."
*Lulu: "I bet I can name 5 animals with tusks right here and now"
Bella: "Go for it!"
Lulu: "Hog. Porcupine. Snake. Ballerina. Iguana. I win."
*Princeska: "I'm putting lots of detail to my paper snowman. It makes it fancier. Or as the cake boss says, it 'brings it to life.'
*Lulu: "You just can't trust a person with no teeth. If they can't afford dentures then they can't afford to be honest."
*Lulu: "Oh this loads really slow. When I try to get on it I open another window cause I get impatient. Or I put my hands on the screen and chant."
*Lulu's version of the Olive Garden commercials: "Hi! My family and I are all supermodels and love each other! These noodles are so good! It makes us burst into spontaneous laughter!!!"
*Bella: I think Dora's a hoarder. Have you seen what all she keeps in her backpack?! What are we teaching children these days?!
*Bella: There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you've rolled in doritos. Please fry yourself with discretion
*While cutting up sweet potatoes, Bella expressed her relief at finally coming across a skinny one that was easier to cut. Lulu reprimanded her, "Hannah, I'm ashamed. There is so much more to love in one of those fat yams. Don't be judgmental."
*Max: "You should play football with us next time!"
Bella: "but I'm really bad at football!!!"
Max: "well that's what practice is for you dingus!"
*Bubba-Man to Jackson: "We can shoot my bb gun, but we have to follow all the rules, like don't shoot the neighbor's dog..."
*Bella: (panicky) "Stop! What are you doing??? Don't drink after me!!!"
Lulu: "They're like Romeo and Juliet!"
*Lulu: "You lured me in with your seductive voice! Oh ya. I forgot what your voice actually sounded like this morning."
*Lulu starts to dance...Bella: "Addy! Your butt dance is..."
Lulu: "Madly attractive?!"
Buttercup: "I think it's beautiful!"
*Bubba-man: "What did the hospital do with my appendix?"
Dad: "Sold it to a Chinese restauraunt."
*Lulu: "Mother, will you smooth out your eyebrow?"
Me: lick finger and procede to smooth...
Lulu: "Uuuhhhhh, nope."
*We do highs and lows at the dinner table . One night J asked Buttercup, "Did you have a good high today?"
*Christmas quote of the year by J to Buttercup: "That's right, Haven. Baby Jesus is important, because without him, Christmas would be about Hell."